1. The Mission
At The General’s PX, our orders are clear:
Outfit you with unique mostly Christian, some non-Christian, and military-inspired gear.
Charity Commitment: 15% of every Christian-themed item sold goes directly to vetted Christian charities.
Non-Christian merch supports veteran storytelling, ministry media production, and educational outreach under the Iron Eagle Productions banner.
We operate transparently, donation recipients and distribution frequency are published on our FAQ page.
Spread the Name of Jesus far and wide.
3. Returns, Exchanges & Order Policy
No-Questions-Asked Returns: If your item isn’t what you expected, we’ll take it back and issue a full refund.
Return Shipping: Covered by us. We’ll provide the shipping label so you’re never out of pocket. However: We are not Amazon. We are a small Christian Ministry organization intent on spreading the name of Jesus, and providing to Christian charities for the betterment of others. Heavy returns will result in our inability to pay for returns. If we find it necessary to amend the free return policy, we will note this change in this location, as well as on the order details at checkout.
Our One Request: Be certain before you order. Double-check size charts, colors, and styles. Over-ordering (e.g., buying 4 shirts intending to return 3) cuts into the mission budget, and that reduces what we’re able to give to charity.
Exchanges: It is faster to place a new order rather than wait for an exchange shipment. Because of this, we do not process “replacements” in the traditional sense. Instead, we refund your returned item and invite you to reorder.
Refunds will be issued to the original payment method within 7 days of the returned item being received. Please allow up to an additional 14 days for your bank to process the refund. You will receive an email confirmation once your return has been received and your refund is underway.
Although our policy is no questions asked, sharing the reason for your return helps us improve and reduce future issues. If we don’t know what went wrong, there’s no way for the PX to address deficiencies among the ranks.
4. Shipping Protocols
Processing Time: Orders processed within 2–5 business days.
Shipping Time: Domestic delivery in 7–14 days. International shipping not available at this time.
Tracking: Tracking details sent via email as soon as your order ships.
Delays: The General’s PX cannot control postal strikes, alien invasions, or bad weather, but we’ll help track your shipment.
7. Conduct Within the PX
Respect the Mission: Company Triple 7 is built on faith, humor, and shared values. Discussions or conduct that undermine this spirit will not be tolerated.
Feedback Welcome: Suggestions are always encouraged, respectful dialogue keeps the mission sharp.
No Political Warfare: This PX is neutral ground, political or divisive commentary is off-limits here.
9. ✝️ Why We Exist
Every piece of merch here from T-shirts, to coffee mugs, is part of a larger mission:
To share God’s Word through creativity.
To support ministries and organizations doing real work in the field.
To keep the legacy of Company Triple 7 alive through stories, skits, books, and service.
10. Final Orders from HQ
By entering this PX, you agree to conduct yourself as a good soldier in the mission. Read the details. Know the policies. And when you wear your gear, wear it with purpose.
Remember our creed:
“Thank you Jesus, for the gift of the Holy Spirit to guide me in all things I do today.”
About The General & Company Triple 7
Welcome to The General’s HQ
Troops, you’ve found the heart of the operation! I’m General Jawwa Jim, and you’ve just stepped into Company Triple 7’s command center.
Check out the antics of the General, and the rest of the corps on our YouTube channel, Company Triple 7.
Here, we blend faith, humor, and a love for Jesus with a mission to serve you, our loyal troops, with the best merch this side of the jungle.
The General (that’s me!): Retired but not resting, determined to bring you top quality gear.
Major Honey Baby: My better half keeps HQ running when I go off script
Corporal Corporal: In charge of logistics, T-shirt inspections, and chasing off squirrels.
Captain Chaplin Brody: Our steadfast chaplain, keeping Company Triple 7 in constant radio contact with the Lord.
Nuts the Support Squirrel: Brings comic relief (and occasional chaos).
Company Triple 7 PX Policy Manual
Field Orders for All Troops Entering the General’s Merch Outpost
Welcome to the PX - Know the Mission
The General’s PX isn’t Amazon, a mega-mart, or a faceless retail depot. It’s a mission-based outpost built to serve those who share our values, appreciate original designs, and understand that faith, humor, and purpose guide every operation here.
When you enter these grounds, you’re part of the Company Triple 7 family, and with that comes a few simple rules of engagement.
Subscribe & Stay in the Loop
Keep up with the action, and antics, tune into our humorous skit based YouTube channel, "Company Triple 7."
You can also help by hitting the Subscribe and Like buttons on our YouTube channels. Don’t forget to ring the bell so you never miss the antics and adventures at Company Triple 7.
We appreciate you so much. Thank you for being part of the mission, troop.
- IN GOD WE TRUST -
The General
2. Customer Service & FAQ
Welcome to The General’s PX, troops! We’re not Amazon, but we are here to serve you with honesty and a smile. Here’s what you need to know:
Sizing & Colors: Double-check our size charts and colors before ordering, we’ll happily accept returns, but please help us keep costs down so more can go to charity.
Review alternate versions – some designs have multiple editions on separate pages.
Taking these steps ensures your gear arrives exactly as expected and reduces unnecessary returns, allowing more funds to reach the missionary field.
Returns: No-questions-asked returns within 30 days. See our Returns Policy below.
Charity Support: 15% of Christian merchandise sales goes directly to vetted Christian charities.
Shipping Times: Typically, 7–14 days from order to delivery, barring enemy interference (or slow postal services).
Contact: Corporal Corporal awaits your messages at corporalscorner@thegeneralsmerch.com.
We are a mission, and you are part of this mission.
Treat every order as more than a purchase. Treat it as a statement of faith, hope, and purpose.
5. Military Returns Policy
Company Triple 7 stands behind every product we ship, whether it’s headed to Main Street or the front lines. If you’re stationed at an APO, FPO, or DPO address, here’s how returns work:
Return Address
All returns—stateside or military—must be sent back to Company Triple 7 HQ. The return address will be provided to you once you submit a return request.
Who Covers Return Shipping?
Customer-Paid: Military customers are responsible for return postage unless the item was defective or sent in error.
PX-Covered: If we made a mistake (wrong item, damaged product), we’ll cover your return shipping costs.
Timelines
Standard return window: 7 days after receipt of the item.
Military exception: We understand APO/FPO/DPO mail can run slow. Returns delayed by military routing will still be honored, provided you’ve contacted us within the return window to request approval.
Refunds vs. Replacements
Refunds: Once your return reaches Company Triple 7 HQ, refunds are issued to the original payment method within 7 days. Please allow up to 14 additional days for bank processing.
Replacements: For APO/FPO/DPO customers, it is faster to place a new order rather than wait for an exchange shipment. Because of this, we do not process “replacements” in the traditional sense. Instead, we refund your returned item and invite you to reorder.
No Questions Asked—But Feedback Helps
We maintain a no questions asked return policy. That said, sharing the reason for your return helps us improve. If we don’t know, we can’t fix it for the ranks.
6. Privacy Policy
The General’s PX respects your privacy like a top-secret mission:
We collect minimal data: name, shipping address, and email for orders.
Payment info is processed securely by our payment partners; we never store card details.
We do not sell or rent your data. Ever.
Your info may be used to improve our site, process orders, or communicate important updates.
By shopping with us, you consent to this Privacy Policy.
8.Terms of Service
By enlisting at The General’s PX:
You agree to use the site for lawful purposes only.
Unauthorized use of our website or intellectual property may result in court-martial (or, more accurately, legal action).
Prices, products, and policies may change without prior notice, but we’ll always do our best to notify you.
All orders are subject to availability.